Episode 20 - Beyond Trick 'r Treat

Episode 20 - Beyond Trick 'r Treat

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Trick 'r Treat

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Because we love you, our good ghouls, we’re releasing an extra episode – about the fantastic Trick ‘r Treat. Four interwoven stories in a town with a dark past that celebrates Halloween with a passion. It’s fast paced and well written, with surprises and scares and the adorable Sam, the murderous Halloween spirit who enforces the traditions of the holiday.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Written and directed by: Michael Dougherty

Air date: 2007


Quote: Oh yeah, there’s another tradition. Always check your candy.

Poll: If you were Rhonda, would you have let those kids back on the elevator?

Rule: Respect the Holiday; Don’t break the rules

 

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Episode 19 - Beyond Halloween III

Episode 19 - Beyond Halloween III

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Halloween III

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Halloween III. Oh, Halloween III. Tom Atkins (Atkins with a T!) and his mustache against the forces of Celtic Evil.

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This movie took Carpenter and Hill back to their original vision of the Halloween movies as an anthology, but by that time, everyone expected Michael Meyers, and the movie didn’t do well due to that lack.

Still, there’s some good stuff in here – the amazing cinematography of the trick-or-treating shots, a couple of nice surprise twists, and some truly gruesome stakes.

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IMDB Synopsis

Directed and written by: Tommy Lee Wallace

Air date: 1982


Quote: I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children.

Poll: Which mask would you have chosen? Witch, Skull, or Jack-O-Lantern?

Rule: Have a relationship with your ex, where they’ll believe you when you call them up and say something crazy.

 

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Episode 17 - Beyond Halloween

Episode 17 - Beyond Halloween

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Halloween

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Your polterguides went old school. Back to 1978 for John Carpenter’s Halloween. We discuss the tropes that are so new they haven’t become tropes yet, like the sin rule and the final girl. We wonder how Michael learned to drive, how he found his way home, and the relative artistic merit of leaving a guy impaled on a kitchen cabinet rather than hanging upside down in a linen closet. Also, the unnecessary treatment of good, good doggos.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: John Carpenter

Written by: John Carpenter and Debra Hill

Released: 1978


Quote: Death has come to your little town.

Poll: Would you continue to drive up to the mental hospital if you saw the patients walking around?

Rule: Check your kill!

 

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The Rules - How to Survive a Horror Movie

The Rules - How to Survive a Horror Movie

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1.      Don't read the Latin (Cabin in the Woods)

2.      (They Live!)

a.       Don't wear mom jeans

b.      Don't follow the girl who clearly doesn't like you.

3.      Always make sure someone knows where you are! (Get Out)

4.      Don't have unprotected sex with a werewolf. Or with anyone. Don't have unprotected sex, you guys. (Ginger Snaps)

5.      (Prometheus)

a.       Do not remove your headgear!

b.      DTtA! Don't trust the android (does not apply to Data)

6.      If it needs to drink my blood to live, let it die! (Little Shop of Horrors)

7.      Don't run towards the guy in the cabin shooting at you! (Evil Dead 2)

8.      Call the police. (Tucker and Dale vs Evil)

9.      Don't say it. Don't write. Don't hear it. (Evil Dead 2013)

10.  Don't go out in the woods barefoot and wearing only your undies. Put on some pants! And Shoes! (Friday the 13th)

11.  Don't sleep with the television on. (Poltergeist 1982)

12.  Don't lie to your wife. Or your husband. Or your spouse in general. Or your significant other. Don't lie, you guys. (The Omen)

13.  XX (2017)

a.       Don't look in the box. (The Box)

b.      The Weekend at Bernies Scheme never works. (The Birthday Party)

c.       Don't trust the gas station attendant when looking for a campsite. (Don't Fall)

d.      If your child is the son of the devil, maybe don't wait until he's 18 to do something about that. (Her Only Living Son (aka What if Charles Grodin's character from Rosemary's Baby had lived))

14.  Stick to the plan! (Dawn of the Dead)

15.  Don't take anything from someone in a place it is physically impossible to get to. (It - 2017)

16.  Be Cooper. If you're gonna be anybody, be Cooper. (Event Horizon)

17. Check your kill! (Halloween)

18. Have a relationship with your in which they'll believe you if you call them up and say something crazy. (Halloween III)

19. Respect the holiday. Obey its rules (Trick 'r Treat)

20. Don't be a dick; aka the Wheaton Rule. (Happy Death Day)

21. Have a safe word. Respect the safe word. (Gerald's Game)

22. All any monster needs is a good hug. (Rob Zombie's Halloween)

23. When being chased by a monster, just rewatch Home Alone (but give yourself more than 20 minutes) (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

24. Just follow the rules. (Gremlins)

25. Make sure people want to be your friend. (Bride of Frankenstein)

26. In a world like The Girl With All the Gifts, there is not a rule will help you. You're on your own.

27. If a dog doesn't like a thing, it is a bad thing, and you should abandon it (the thing, not the dog). (The Conjuring)

28.  Reload the bullet. If you've ever been shot to death and recovered. (Winchester)

29. Don't cheat on your spouse. (Annihilation)

 

 

Episode 16 - Beyond the Event Horizon

Episode 16 - Beyond the Event Horizon

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The Polterguides took a ride on the Event Horizon. We talk about the interesting marketing choices that doomed the movie to failure, the weird dystopian future with really ugly underwear, inappropriate use of surgical equipment as weaponry, and whether or not Cooper is in the wrong movie.

 

IMDB Synopsis

 

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson (as Paul Anderson)

Writer: Philip Eisner

Released: 1997


Quote: Where we’re going, we don’t need eyes.

Poll: Do you think they made it out? Are they safe?

Rule: Be Cooper. If you’re gonna be anybody, be Cooper.

 

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Episode 15 - Beyond It (2017)

Episode 15 - Beyond It (2017)

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: It

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This film, based on Stephen King’s book of the same name, speaks for itself. The acting, especially on the part of the kids, is amazing. We loved this film.

IMDB Synopsis

For the I Am D.B. synopsis, check Insta!

Directed by: Andy Muschietti

Written by: Chase Palmer, Cary Fukunaga, Gary Dauberman

Based on the novel by Stephen King

Released: 2017


Quote: Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole!

Poll: What would It show you?

Rule: Don’t take anything from someone in a place it is physically impossible to get to.

 

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Episode 14 - Beyond the Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Episode 14 - Beyond the Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Dawn of the Dead

Boy, did we have a great time talking about this remake of the 1978 classic, Dawn of the Dead.

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The soundtrack, the writing, the acting, the cast, whether CJ deserved redemption, whether Luda knew what was happening, the relationship between Kenneth and Andy, survival instinct, and the importance of the dog’s survival.

This is a long one, folks, and we had a lot to say.

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Zack Snyder

Written by: James Gunn, George A Romero

Released: 2004


Quote: Say something!

Polls:   Would you have let the people in the truck in?

            Could you kill someone who had been bitten but was not yet dead?

            Should they have left the mall?

Rule: Stick to the plan!

 

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Episode 13 - Beyond XX

Episode 13 - Beyond XX

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: XX

XX is an anthology horror film featuring stories about women directed by women. Your polterguides found it entertaining, if a bit frustrating here and there. We discuss Donna’s strong feelings about Jack Ketchum, Adrean’s strong feelings about selecting someone who doesn’t like horror to write and direct a horror story, Debbie’s approving feelings about the depiction of depression and Kenzi’s strong feelings about retelling Rosemary’s baby,

Not to mention all our strong feelings about the surprisingly touching story of the little stop motion creepy doll.

Give the movie a watch. It’s entertaining, even if we feel that “women” isn’t really a theme.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Roxanne Benjamin, Karyn Kusama, St. Vincent, Jovanka Vuckovic

Written by: Jack Ketchum, Jovanka Vuckovic, Roxanne Benjamin, St. Vincent, Roxanne Benjamin, Karyn Kusama

Released: 2017


Quote: The Birthday Party, or, The Memory Lucy Suppressed from Her Seventh Birthday That Wasn't Really Her Mom's Fault (Even Though Her Therapist Says It's Probably Why She Fears Intimacy).

Rules:

The Box: Don’t look in the box.

The Birthday Party: The Weekend at Bernie’s scheme never works.

Don’t Fall: Don’t trust the gas station attendant when looking for a campsite

Her Only Living Son (or What if Charles Grodin' s character from Rosemary's Baby had lived): If your child is the son of the devil, maybe don't wait till he's 18 to do something about that.

 

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Episode 12 - Beyond The Omen

Episode 12 - Beyond The Omen

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: The Omen

With Polterguide Kenzi away, we brought in polterguest Rob who suggested the 1976 iconic movie, The Omen.

We discuss super cuddly, friendly happy-panting hellhounds, Gregory Peck’s unbreakably stoic expression, how long the evil nanny would have still had a job if she worked for us,  whether Damien is actually evil, and the 2nd Doctor’s turn as a doomed priest.

 

Quote: Don’t let him kill me!

Poll: Would you have adopted that child?

Rule: Don’t lie to your wife. Or your husband. Or your spouse in general. Or your significant other.

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IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Richard Donner 

Written by: David Seltzer

Released: 1976


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Episode 11 - Beyond Poltergeist

Episode 11 - Beyond Poltergeist

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Poltergeist

What happens when you take a group of polterguides who haven’t seen each other for over a month, sit them down in front of one of their favorite nostalgic horror flicks, and then highly caffeinate them?

This podcast!

We talk fast, we talk long, and we talk hard. Rumors of who really directed, the Poltergeist “curse,” how old Diane must’ve been when Dana was born, that clown, that tree, that piece of meat, cat-calling, proper storage of your stash (not scattered across your bedspread), that orange jersey, keeping track of your kids, and more.

Guys, we really enjoy this movie.

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Tobe Hooper

Written by: Steven Spielberg, Michael Grais, Mark Victor

Released: 1982


Quote: You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones!

Poll: Would you have approached that crawling steak on the counter?

Rule: Don’t sleep with the television on.

 

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Episode 10 - Beyond Friday the 13th (1980)

Episode 10 - Beyond Friday the 13th (1980)

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Friday the 13th

Cabins and Chainsaws Suite # 4

It's 12:15 in the morning. We just watched our 4th horror movie in 10 hours. We're sleepy, yet surprisingly coherent. Also, this movie made Debbie yell a cuss very loudly.

Our fourth episode in Beyond the Cabin the Woods in an actual cabin in the woods marathon. The 1980 classic Friday the 13th was one of the original slasher flix, and it shows in its pacing and execution. A young Kevin Bacon appears in a speedo, the “jester” character displays culturally insensitive behavior, the final girl (whose name we just couldn’t remember because the most interesting character was killed in the first 10 minutes) battles for her life.

Then… we turned off the mic and went to sleep. *yawn*

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Sean S. Cunningham    

Written by: Victor Miller, story by Sean S. Cunningham and Victor Miller, Ron Kurtz (uncredited)

Released: 1980


Quote: We ain’t gonna stand for no weirdness out here.

Poll: If all the locals tell you “here lies death,” would you still go to the camp?

Rule: Don’t go out in the woods barefoot and wearing only your undies. Put on some pants and shoes!

 

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Episode 9 - Beyond the Evil Dead (2013)

Episode 9 - Beyond the Evil Dead (2013)

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: The Evil Dead

Cabins and Chainsaws Suite #3

Evil Dead (2013)

Your polterguides are on hour seven and horror movie number three while staying in an actual Cabin in the Woods (with wind and rain and darkness and strange scratchy noises coming from the front door. It was super creepy, y’all).

This gore-fest of a film remade Sam Raimi’s original Evil Dead with a lot of nods to the original while still going off on its own creepy, body-horror way and giving us the occasional surprise.

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Fede Alvarez

Written by: Fede Alvarez & Rodo Sayagues, based on Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead.

Released: 2013


Quote: She just cut off her fucking arm! Does that sound “fine?”

Poll: Would you be able to cut off your arm?
         Would you read the book?

Rule: Don’t say it. Don’t write it. Don’t hear it.

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Episode 8 - Beyond Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

Cabins and Chainsaws suite #2

Your polterguides survived their ordeal in the cabin (...or did we?) and watched Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

Then we talked about a lot of things: growing up in the country, dad lawn-mowing techniques, things not to put on your animals' wounds, seeking medical attention after loss of consciousnesss, towns in Oklahoma, and, sometimes, we talked about Tucker and Dale vs Evil.



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Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Director: Eli Craig
Writers: Eli Craig, Morgan Jurgenson

Quote: We’re having a doozy of a day.

Poll: If a guy who looked like Dale walked over to you holding a scythe, would you have talked to him?

Rule: Call the police.

Episode 7 - Beyond the Evil Dead 2

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode:  Evil Dead 2

Part of the Cabin and Chainsaws suite

Your polterguides trekked out into the woods and spent the night in a cabin watching scary movies and listening to scary wind noises.

First up, Sam Raimi’s camp classic, Evil Dead 2. This “requel” (Bruce Campbell’s word) to Evil Dead, shows fan favorite Ash Williams battling the forces of evil in a remote cabin. Part campy comedy, part body horror, this film leads into the final movie of this “trilogy,” Army of Darkness.

Name: Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Director: Sam Raimi
Written by: Sam Raimi and Scott Spiegel
Year of release: 1987

Quote: We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound “fine?”

Rule: Don’t run towards the guy in the cabin shooting at you.

Poll: Young Bruce or old Bruce?

EPISODE 6 - Beyond the Little Shop of Horrors

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Little Shop of Horrors

We had so much fun watching this movie and recording this episode.

Half of us were coughing* and all of us were at least moderately inebriated as we settled in to watch this comedy/musical/horror movie.

*I edited out all the coughs I could, guys.

We watched the original dark ending (everyone dies, y’all), and talk about why this comedy musical is a horror movie, Audrey’s wardrobe and décolletage, everyone’s secret Rick Moranis crush, dead spiders, blood donation, the chorus, that every song is our favorite, and Steve Martin’s fantastic turn as Orin Scrivello, DDS.

 

Quote: Feed me, Seymour!

Poll: Would you buy Audrey II? Would you feed it?

Rule: If it needs to drink my blood to live, let it die.

 

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Frank Oz

Screenplay: Howard Ashman. Based on the film by: Roger Corman and 1960 screenplay by Charles B. Griffin

Relased: 1986



 

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EPISODE 5 - Beyond Prometheus

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Prometheus

Your polterguides gathered to watch Prometheus, the "Alien prequel." With special guest Billy, we discussed Guy Pierce's old age makeup, Idris Elba's tragic lack of a shirtless scene, whether androids even have roots that need to be bleached, and whether or not extra-Weylandcorp androids should be included in a general android ban.

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Ridley Scott

Written by: Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof based on story elements created by Dan O’Bannon and Ronald Shusett

Released: 2012

Rule 5a - Do not remove your headgear!

Rule 5b - DTtA! Don't trust the android (Does not apply to Data)

 

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EPISODE 4 - Beyond Ginger Snaps

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Ginger Snaps

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: John Fawcett

Story by: Karen Walton, Joh Fawcett

Written by: Karen Walton

Released: 2000


Quote: A girl can only be a slut, a bitch , a tease or the virgin next door.

Poll: Did Bridget go on the journey with Ginger? Or did she try to cure herself?

Rule: Don't have unprotected sex with a werewolf. Or with anyone. Don't have unprotected sex, you guys.

 

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EPISODE 3 - Beyond Get Out

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode: Get Out

IMDB Synopsis

Directed and Written by: Jordan Peele

Released: 2017


Rule: Always make sure someone knows where you are!

 

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EPISODE 2 - Beyond They Live

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods latest episode:

They Live

Your Polterguides watched John Carpenter’s 1988 They Live and spent a lot of time talking about men’s late 80’s fashion.

Carpenter’s takedown of Reaganomics, Yuppies, and “Greed is Good” culture has recently been in the news as anti-Semitic groups try to assign a new meaning.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: John Carpenter

Written by: Ray Nelson (short story "Eight O'Clock in the Morning"), John Carpenter (as Frank Armitage) (screenplay)

Released: 1988


Rule #2 – Don’t wear mom jeans.

Rule #2a – Don’t follow the girl who clearly doesn’t like you.

 

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EPISODE 1 - Beyond The Cabin in the Woods

Welcome to Beyond the Cabin in the Woods: A Good Ghoul’s Guide to Horror.

No! Don’t go in the cabin!

In this premiere episode, your polterguides Debbie, Donna, Adrean, and Kenzi watched Joss Whedon’s The Cabin in the Woods, released in 2012 and becoming instantly beloved by horror fans for its insightful approach to a classic and formulaic horror trope.

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Drew Goddard

Written by: Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard

Released: 2012



Poll: Would you have shot Marty?

Rule # 1 - Don't read the Latin

 

 

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